We play Thanksgiving:
You eat the turkey and corn,
I chew Pilgrim shoes.
E.D.

I don’t write novels.
I don’t do nanowrimo
Three lines is enough.
Ruff! E.D.

lovesong-mastered
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Chipmunks on the deck
Fill their cheeks with dropped birdseed.
I chase fat cheeked ‘munks.

Mother’s Day for dogs
Gives me a chance to exult
My mom’s such a bitch!
~Zac
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T-R-E-A-T
You think you can fool me this way?
I have learned to spell.
~E.D.
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Cinquo de Mayo
Makes people drink and stagger.
Chihuahuas get flat.
~Chito
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Who makes the best art?
Have you ever seen my work
“Holes in the back yard?”
~E.D.
Or check out this opera:
Joseph Harchanko of Western Oregon University has done an incredible thing with Dog Haiku. Download this lovesong-mastered and be amazed.

 
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I don’t do yoga.
Why waste energy stretching?
I’ll just take a nap.

 
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Thieves are stealing dogs?
You’d better not steal me. Brown
Bitch bites burglar balls!
~ED