Dog-Ku » Blog http://dog-ku.com Very Clever Haikus Cleverly Written by Very Clever Dogs Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:03:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Thanksgiving Haiku http://dog-ku.com/2009/11/thanksgiving-haiku/ http://dog-ku.com/2009/11/thanksgiving-haiku/#comments Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:44:35 +0000 Steve http://dog-ku.com/?p=115 We play Thanksgiving:

You eat the turkey and corn,

I chew Pilgrim shoes.

E.D.

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I don’t do nanowrimo

Three lines is enough.

Ruff! E.D.

]]> http://dog-ku.com/2009/11/national-novel-writing-month/feed/ 0 Amazing Dog Haiku Opera. Not kidding! http://dog-ku.com/2009/11/amazing-dog-haiku-opera-not-kidding/ http://dog-ku.com/2009/11/amazing-dog-haiku-opera-not-kidding/#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:44:46 +0000 Steve http://dog-ku.com/?p=110 lovesong-mastered
Download it here.

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Fill their cheeks with dropped birdseed.
I chase fat cheeked ‘munks.

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Gives me a chance to exult
My mom’s such a bitch!

~Zac

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You think you can fool me this way?
I have learned to spell.

~E.D.

Here are some great E.D. tested options:

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Makes people drink and stagger.
Chihuahuas get flat.
~Chito
I will not be drinking today.

I will not be drinking today.

Have you ever noticed how dedicated Chihuahua owners are? Check out the products available below:

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Have you ever seen my work
“Holes in the back yard?”

~E.D.

Or check out this opera:

Joseph Harchanko of Western Oregon University has done an incredible thing with Dog Haiku. Download this lovesong-mastered and be amazed.

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This is not yoga.

This is not yoga.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/09/fashion/09fitness.html

 

I don’t do yoga.
Why waste energy stretching?
I’ll just take a nap.

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E.D. disposes of the evidence.

E.D. disposes of the evidence.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25852354/

 

Thieves are stealing dogs?

You’d better not steal me. Brown

Bitch bites burglar balls!

~ED

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